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- Civil War – A powerful depiction of the effects of war in a location where you’d think it would never happen.
- The Zone of Interest – A powerful depiction of the effects of war in a location next door to where it did happen.
- Challengers – Cinema and sport come together as never before.
- Emilia Pérez – Somehow the Robbie Williams monkey movie is not the most audacious musical of the year.
- It’s What’s Inside – What’s inside is a smart screenplay and some great narrative ideas..
- Poor Things – Emma Stone won the Oscar but her husband is the GOAT.
- Priscilla – All the good bits that Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis left out.
- Dune Part 2 – A truly great combination of classic literature and epic cinema.
- Wicked – Wicked
- Rebel Ridge – Imagine if Rambo was written by Alice Walker.
- Conclave – You won’t need Catholic tastes to appreciate this film.
- The Wild Robot – Surprisingly this is kind of a work of art.
- Twisters – Blows the cobwebs out of tired legacy cinema.
- Young Woman and the Sea – A compelling and moving story very well told. Best score of the year too.
- Greatest Hits – You know when you hear a favourite tune and it just takes you back in time? This movie does just that.
- Robot Dreams – Who knew I could care this much about a dog and a robot? Actually that’s silly, I care about a lot of robots.
- Anora – A woman and a film you won’t forget.
- The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim – It’s really good to be back in Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth, even if it’s a flat earth.
- My Old Ass – Sweet and quirky teen/middle age drama.
- The Imaginary – With films like this and War of the Rohirrim out there, why will American animation studios only use CGI?
- Heretic – Hugh Grant’s new cinematic persona is sealed.
- Perfect Days – This builds slowly but it gets you in the feels by the end.
- The Bikeriders – Carlito’s Way on wheels.
- Paddington in Peru – Judged purely on its own merits it is lovely.
- Blink Twice – Debut director Zoe Kravitz does not blink, not once.
- Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl – Welcome back boys.
- Speak No Evil – Negative Trip Adviser: The Movie
- Carry-On – Carry On Kingsman
- Gladiator II – Gladiator remade as a comedy.
- Hundreds of Beavers – Hey Disney, this is how you do a live action version of a cartoon.
- Deadpool & Wolverine – What do you do if you can’t get Stan Lee for a cameo anymore? Replace him with every single other person that’s ever been in a superhero movie.
- Thelma – Die Hard on a mobility scooter.
- Alien: Romulus – A new xenomorph film that remembers that the best Aliens come from the heart.
- Late Night with the Devil – Give the devil his cue.
- Kinds of Kindness – Emma Stone is definitely not making Spider-Man movies anymore.
- Mother’s Instinct – A classic old fashioned pot boiler with a great ending that defies the focus groups.
- The Room Next Door – How to make a film that is both reserved and powerful at the same time.
- Better Man – They monkeyed with the musical.
- Woman of the Hour – Every woman, every hour.
- Blitz – If Dickens was writing a century later.
- All of Us Strangers – A wonderful film but I didn’t get on with the ending.
- American Fiction – Starts well but Gets Shorty.
- The Holdovers – If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, is this an action film?
- Abigail – Sometimes you’ve got to be a little bit bitey.
- The First Omen – This year’s best film about an evil Catholic conspiracy to weaponise a young woman’s ovaries.
- MaxXxine – A fitting final film for the final Final Girl.
- It Ends With Us – The story around this has become bigger than the movie but it started with this; a corny but effective drama.
- The Fall Guy – Has fun but stumbles a bit.
- Immaculate – This year’s second best film about an evil Catholic conspiracy to weaponise a young woman’s ovaries.
- The Substance – Oh my God!
- Road House – It’s actually refreshing to have a movie that is just a remake and not a legacy sequel.
- Megalopolis – Francis Ford Coppola does what he wants to do, but I don’t think he’s going to be allowed to do it again.
- Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes – It probably needed some Robbie Williams songs.
- Beverly Hills Cop: Alex Foley – Eddie Murphy can still bring it when he wants to.
- Fly Me to the Moon – Channing Tatum and Scarlett Johansson convincingly charm us if not one another.
- Inside Out 2 – The year’s highest grossing movie is better than a lot of family films but it’s not as good as Inside Out.
- Smile 2 – Surprisingly slow in places and not as good as the original.
- Music by John Williams – Nuff said.
- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice – You say legacy sequel enough times and this was bound to appear.
- A Quiet Place Day One – In reality that cat would have ruined everything.
- Longlegs – So so creepy, not much fun.
- Hit Man – Doesn’t quite get what its aiming for.
- Wicked Little Letters – Sunday afternoon telly with Saturday night in Hounslow dialogue.
- The Book of Clarence – Imagine if The Bible was written by Snoop Dog.
- IF – Deadpool & Saccharin
- Firebrand – Ken did not steal the show from Barbie in that movie but Jude Law’s Henry VIII does steal the show from Alicia Vikander’s Katherine Parr in this one.
- Moana 2 – I’m beginning to think that Disney are only now doing animated films so that they can remake them in live action later.
- Wolfs – What’s the opposite of a twist?
- Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga – I didn’t love the first one as much as everyone else and this one isn’t as good.
- Will & Harper – Harper Steele provides a moving insight into the struggles of living as a trans woman and in having Will Ferrell as one of your best friends.
- Lee – Some powerful scenes but all in all this is very pedestrian filmmaking.
- Love Lies Bleeding – It has its moments but I sometimes wonder if they should ever let great directors make second films.
- The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare – This film proves that it pays to be polite because this trait in the characters pastes over a lot of cracks in the story here.
- Damsel – A decent enough swords and sorority flick but they’ve got to stop putting cast members from The Princess Bride in these types of films; this is not a comparison you want to be making.
- Mean Girls – It’s Mean Girls too
- The Instigators – Matt Damon and Ben Affleck make another movie with their mates. Fortunately one of those mates is Hong Chau.
- Atlas – Jenny from the block is now Jenny in a box.
- The Idea of You – I liked the ten minutes when it properly started exploring the real ideas in its set up.
- I Saw the TV Glow – This just made me feel a bit odd.
- Brats – An interesting analysis of how the media affects Hollywood stars in different ways. Nothing to do with Charlie XCX.
- Hot Frosty – Look, it’s stupid but I kind of respect it for how proudly it owns that.
- Timestalker – Director Alice Lowe gets lost in time.
- Spaceman – Was I supposed to take this seriously?
- La Chimera – Indiana Jones on a budget, on a building site.
- Red One – It started well but couldn’t sustain the goodwill for the whole of Christmas.
- Lift – Going down?
- The Union – I actually saw them filming this on location in London, I should have let that be enough.
- Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire – This is definitely my biggest disappointment of the year. The last one was great but with this one they really crossed the streams.
- Drive Away Dolls – Where is Joel Coen when we need him?
- Madame Web – Not actually as bad as they said, but not actually that good either.
- Space Cadet – Well meaning, poorly executed.
- Subservience – Artificial Stupidity.
- A Family Affair – Nicole Kidman is still a huge movie star but she won’t be if she keeps making films like this.
- Jackpot! – Nobody is a winner.
- Unfrosted – Untenable
- Argylle – If only the bad hair was the worst of it.
- Uglies – Not pretty
- Rebel Moon Part 2: The Scargiver – It’s a good title as I feel scarred having watched it.
- Mother of the Bride – The bride probably wishes she was adopted.
- Borderlands – ‘We have finally broken the curse of bad computer game adaptations’ proclaim The Last of Us and Fallout. ‘Hold my beer’ says Borderlands.