1. Why did Santa fall off the roof?
2. Is Santa Dead?
3. Why did he say ‘spank me’?
4. What is a CAT scan?
5. Why are they saying they don’t believe in Santa?
6. Why are they burning Santa’s suit?
7. Why aren’t they letting him see his son anymore?
8. What are parental visitation rights?
9. Why is Santa in prison?
10. Can we watch that film again, Daddy?
Good girl, she didnt quite get it the first time so she’s going to watch it again.